Do you ride your bike to drink coffee or tea? Or even hot chocolate? Do you not care about rules, or perhaps not care for rules? Are you in training for the upcoming coffeeneuring season?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you might be want to join the Always Be Coffeeneuring (ABC) Club. Requirements to be part of the ABC Club are as follows:
- You ride a bike;
- You occasionally use a bike to ride to a nice beverage, particularly coffee; and
- $5 for an Always Be Coffeeneuring patch ($6 if you are outside the U.S.).
Membership in the Always Coffeeneuring Club means that you are part of the greater community of coffeeneuring.
Always Be Coffeeneuring Club members know no coffeeneuring season. You coffeeneur in summer, fall, winter, whenever it suits you, wherever it suits you. Coffeeneuring is your lifestyle.
You also receive an embroidered patch designed by Umbrella Works and made by Falls Creek Outfitters. (Really, the Always Be Coffeeneuring Club is all about the patch.)
How do you join? Send $5 via PayPal to coffeeneur “at” gmail.com. International members please send $6 total to cover the additional mailing fee. Be sure to include an address so I know where to mail your patch.
That’s all you have to do and voila! You are an official member of the officially unofficial Always Be Coffeeneuring Club.
Membership open until it isn’t! ABC!
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