The Always Be Coffeeneuring Club

Do you ride your bike to drink coffee or tea? Or even hot chocolate?

Do you not care about rules, or perhaps not care for rules?

Are you in training for the upcoming 2016 coffeeneuring season (coming soon, dates being decided by committee as we speak!).

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then perhaps you should consider joining the Always Be Coffeeneuring Club. The only requirements to join are the following:

  1. You ride a bike;
  2. You occasionally use a bike to ride to a nice beverage, particularly coffee; and
  3. $5 for an Always Be Coffeeneuring patch ($6 if you are outside the U.S.)!

What does membership in the Always Coffeeneuring Club mean? By joining, you become part of the greater community of coffeeneuring.

Always Be Coffeeneuring Club members know no coffeeneuring season. All seasons are your oyster, or something like that. You coffeeneur in summer, fall, winter, whenever it suits you, wherever it suits you. Coffeeneuring is your lifestyle.

Always Be Coffeeneuring

You also receive an embroidered 2.85-inch round patch designed by Umbrella Works (also a coffeeneur and the creative force behind last year’s Coffeeneuring Challenge patch) and made by Falls Creek Outfitters. (Really, the Always Be Coffeeneuring Club is all about the patch.)

How do you join? Send $5 via PayPal to gersemalina “at” gmail.com. International members please send $6 total to cover the additional mailing fee. Be sure to include an address so I know where to mail your patch.

That’s all you have to do and bam! You are an official member of the unofficial Always Be Coffeeneuring Club.

Membership open until it isn’t!

31 thoughts on “The Always Be Coffeeneuring Club

  1. Love this! Would it be possible to have the brilliant design(s) put on small stickers? Then we can adorn our various coffeeneuring steeds on an annual basis. I love my patch but I’m afraid to sew it onto something because my (ahem) taste and needs in bags for biking varies widely. (In other words, I can’t decide which one to put it on!) I would be SO willing to pay for stickers!

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  2. I sense a Glenn Gary Glenn Ross tie-in here.
    A.B.C….
    “Ride on the line which is dotted!”
    “Coffeneuring is for closers!”
    “First prize is a Coffeneuring patch. Second prize, a patch kit. Third prize, you’re fired!”
    “My bike cost more than your car, pal.”

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    1. Good catch on the Mamet connection, but it’s purely coincidence I assure you! The Always Be Coffeeneuring Club is no Glengarry Glen Ross affair, although it is funny to juxtapose the two 🙂

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  3. In Mamet-ese, we’d be having conversations like, “Will you get some coffee? Will you? Will you please? Will you get some coffee?”
    I just joined. I’ll be looking forward to receiving my patch. You will send it, won’t you? Won’t you send it? My patch? Won’t you? Won’t you send it?

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  4. Just signed up, thanks! I second the sticker idea – and what about a Walz cap with the logo? (OK, OK, I can see where things get toooo complicated…)

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      1. How about you set one aaide for me and ship it with my Coffeeneuring thingy when the Challenge ends? Is that cool? I can pay early.

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